Introducing a 9" tall, stuffed cloth
Ex-Husband VooDoo Doll ($9.88). Whenever you feel your ex-husband needs to be punished, use one of the pins to get your way. Stick the pin into the activity that you want your ex-husband to do, and instantly he will stop acting like a jerk and behave properly.
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Simply the best-selling gag gift on the
market. WARNING: Only give this to someone with a sense of humor. The
USB Humping Dog ($9.95) is available in Doberman, Husky, Boxer, and Beagle for $9.95.
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Whether you're being eaten alive by angst, or you simply want to show your inner drama queen, this tragic graphic is for you. Perfect for drama and theater buffs!
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The
girlfriend pillow ($16.95) is a very comfortable pillow that imitates women contour. If you can't sleep without a girlfriend unless you have some breast to support your head, this is the right pillow for you.
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Break ups ($ 1.49) may be messy, but this playful, creative kit helps a girl cope with style. The 32-page book offers empowering
advice about
moving on, and comes with a heart eraser, self-affirming mirror compact with a comb, stickers to "deface" old
photographs, a "Do Not Cross" caution tape for tying up the telephone when temptation strikes, and a poster to remind her of the top 10 reasons she is better off without him.
Sometimes love is grand. But often it is cruel, evil, and cuts like a knife. These
candy hearts ($6.99) have some of the most dejected, dysfunctional, and dumped on messages ever, and they make perfect Anti-Valentine gifts.
Love can certainly turn you into one. Or alternatively, tell the ex-object of your affection how you really feel about her on Valentine's Day! The phrase Cold Hearted Bitch is hand stamped on 3/4" sterling silver hearts.
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Flowers die. Candy makes you fat. This year save some money by saying no to the
greeting card companies conspiracy. If you're one of the millions of people who don't have a date for the 14th, Vitamin
Records has your back! This compilation
features fourteen hardcore, string quartet tributes to some of
emo's most legendary artists ($13.86). Love blows! This doesn't!
(Buy it here) It's a wicked cool design for a knife holder and certainly a lot more edgy than the standard old block of wood.
The Ex Knife Set ($99.89) is the perfect gift for your friend who just got single!
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I'm sure the paranoid schizophrenics will have a field day with this post.
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