I Don't Know What I'm Doing Here Your Honor

A certain defendant in pro per came to a Case Management Conference last Friday and made a complete fool of himself. He uttered such ridiculous things as "I don't know what I'm doing here your Honor" as if he was transported from the holodeck of a star ship of delusional insanity to a court room based in REALITY. Yet, the court room was REAL and so was the judge.

The judge, obviously aghast, responded it was the inappropriate hearing to request a dismissal and proceeded to set a date for a REAL TRIAL to determine the innocence or guilt of the defendant.